"you're prettier when you don't talk."
"ha. that's a good quote."
"___________ just said she wanted to have sex with you."
"i know, i'm wondering why i'm still eating croissants."
"Yeah, I have no gag reflex."
"i bet guys love you for that."
"yeah, the gents dig it."
"i know tons of vegans because, duh, i'm a lesbian."
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